If Bush wrote the Getty'sburg Address would it go like this?

Four score and ahhhh ahhhh seven years ago these men laid down their life for uhhm thee. We need to be thankful for the bread we break at this here table today oh Lord, for ask not what my country did for me but what you did for the whole damn nation! And as I stand infront of you for patriotism today, I take one small step for Iraqis and one giant step for Merica... Amen.