Why are Republican women so pretty?

I'm not really all that attracted to the Fox News Barbie dolls and I'm a conservative. They lack any substance and I fear they were hired because of their looks not their brains. They also come off as being judgemental. Christine O'Donnell is another one, she seems to lack intellect and it's not because she's religious, she's comes off as being just plain dumb. Elizabeth Helback is another prime example. She's married to an athlete (a very bad one) so that proves her shallowness because I don't know any smart women that lust after athletes and that counts for both liberal and conservative women I know. Call me crazy but I prefer women with brains than with good looks. Then again, I'm not intimidated by smart women.